This is a transcript of my convo with Kaolinite re: this marvel of a drawing that I cried about for like, 3 days and showed everyone who would give me the time of day.
Y: I'M DED
Y: THIS IS THE YJ AND JR I WANT FOREVER
N: Forever in trouble and being carted around by annoyed pap wolves?
Y: Yes. Lookit YJ's lil faaaaace. Also he's tiny.
N: Man tiny YJ is like, all of my kidfic weaknesses.
Y: omg tell me about it. Ugh lil sensitive JR being piggybacked by JY. He's soo sleepy.
N: Poor JR. What I think happened: YJ saw a pretty animal, chased after it, deaf to JR's protests, got them super lost. Everyone went our to search for them, but LS obviously knew JR and YJ pretty well despite being 1000% annoyed everytime they tag along, so he goes straight for this one clearing in the forest, NH is sent to get the parents and she deputizes JY to make LS doesn't like, challenge a bear to single combat or smtg.
JY: (Do you even know me)
N: When they find the kids YJ is crying and JR is tuckered out and sleepy.
Y: They gave YJ some sweets to calm him down. Lookit that lil drooly face,
N: So JY takes JR piggyback and LS holds YJ as far from himself as possible bc he hates kids crying (hint: this is why kids freak him out) I figure JY just sang to himself until he fell asleep and LS threatened YJ with dire consequences if he tells anyone that JY sings that well
Y: hahaha JY: Maybe hold YJ like a child and not a dirty shirt when we bring him to Uncle Yan?
LS: You can have them both.
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Y: Ok but if LS has a kid it's gonna be a daughter and he WONT LET OTHERS HOLD HER!
N: No kidding. Not even JY.
JY: She's my kid too you know.
LS: *covers the kid's ears* don't listen to him I am your daddy.
NH: I am never coming to your house again.
FeiLiu: .... Su gege? T.T
Y: When she(the daughter) is slightly older she moves herself to live with NH for a while and LS is DESOLATE
N: JY is allowed to visit on the condition of not breathing a word of this to LS.
Y: LS comes up with increasingly creative excuses/bribes to come visit and NH is forced to issue him a Warning. Baby thinks Uncle Mu Qing is the Greatest, to everyone's despair.
N: Lol bc Mu Qing is the only one who dares throw her in the air. But I feel like he(LS) would be suprisingly chill about her marrying/dating someone? If only bc he has passed all knowledge of how to utterly destroy them to her. And JY ends up being super protective. Everyone is v confused.
Y: Whenever she is old enough, definitely xD Poor Lie ZhanYing is forever sent on spying missions to collect all info on all suitors/anyone she spends time with.
N: ZhanYing: I DIDN'T JOIN THE ARMY FOR THIS
N: You know she probably married YJ and JR's kid right? Karmically. LS is like
N: Why. Child of my heart. Why.
Y: Why would you do this to meeeeee
N: JY: Laughing forever. In between scaring the shit out of whoever it is.
Y: The one most pleased with this development is JR.
N: JR: We're finally family!! T.T
YJ: YOU ARE COUSINS WITH BOTH HER PARENTS WHY DID I MARRY YOU.
JR: T.T T.T
N: In conclusion: No one dies, babies ever after.